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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
 Nearer, my God, to Thee--
 Nearer to Thee--
  E'en though it be a cross
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 Nearer, my God, to Thee--
 Nearer to Thee--
  E'en though it be a cross
   That raiseth me;
    Still all my song shall be
     Nearer, my God, to Thee,
      Nearer to Thee! 
After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented read more
After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.
Try thyself first, and after call in God. For to the worker God himself lends aid.
Try thyself first, and after call in God. For to the worker God himself lends aid.
When God gave you to me he never said that you were mine, that I could keep you always--only borrowed read more
When God gave you to me he never said that you were mine, that I could keep you always--only borrowed for a time. Now, He's called you home, I'm sad and I shed tears. Yet, I'm glad He loaned you to me and we had these many years.
 I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.  
 I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash. 
We're not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will read more
We're not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be
If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.
If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.