Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.

If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.

I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by read more

If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.

God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and read more

God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and stars.

God, to me, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper.

God, to me, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper.

Honour all men. Love the brotherhood, Fear God. Honour the
king.

Honour all men. Love the brotherhood, Fear God. Honour the
king.

What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us who can
be against us?

What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us who can
be against us?

Before God can deliver us from ourselves, we must undeceive ourselves.”

Before God can deliver us from ourselves, we must undeceive ourselves.”