Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him.

If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him.

Start with God - the first step in learning is bowing down to God; only fools thumb their noses at read more

Start with God - the first step in learning is bowing down to God; only fools thumb their noses at such wisdom and learning.

God made the country and man made the town.

God made the country and man made the town.

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

God always takes the simplest way.

God always takes the simplest way.

God created man in His own image, says the Bible; philosophers reverse the process: they create God in theirs.

God created man in His own image, says the Bible; philosophers reverse the process: they create God in theirs.

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

I believe that there is no God, but that matter is God and God is
matter; and that it read more

I believe that there is no God, but that matter is God and God is
matter; and that it is no matter whether there is any God or no.