Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.

Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.

I thought girls would be impressed because I had read a big dictionary. I guess I thought it would get read more

I thought girls would be impressed because I had read a big dictionary. I guess I thought it would get their attention when I told them I was sesquipedalian. One look down at my feet usually dispelled the deception though.