Study the best and highest things that are; but of yourself humble thoughts retain.

Study the best and highest things that are; but of yourself humble thoughts retain.

Nobody can do it for you.

Nobody can do it for you.

To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.

To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and read more

Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies. Tell her: "Kath, you just go right ahead and do what you feel is right." Unless you actually care for her, in which case you must see to it that she has no male contact whatsoever.

A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.

A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial.

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial.

Every silver lining has a cloud.

Every silver lining has a cloud.

For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.

For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.