I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Death and taxes are both certain... but death isn't annual.

Death and taxes are both certain... but death isn't annual.

It is better to spend your time at funerals than at festivals. For you are going to die, and you read more

It is better to spend your time at funerals than at festivals. For you are going to die, and you should think about it while there is still time.
(7:3).

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?.

For what is it to die, But to stand in the sun and melt into the wind?

For what is it to die, But to stand in the sun and melt into the wind?

I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.

I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.

One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.