There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?.

Tell me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream!
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
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Tell me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream!
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
and things are not what they seem.
Life is real! Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal;
Dust thou art; to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul.

Knowledge by suffering entereth, And life is perfected by death.

Knowledge by suffering entereth, And life is perfected by death.

Hell is paved with good Samaritans.

Hell is paved with good Samaritans.

All evils are equal when they are extreme.

All evils are equal when they are extreme.

Achieving life is not the equivalent of avoiding death.

Achieving life is not the equivalent of avoiding death.

The worst of all diseases is a nervous ability.

The worst of all diseases is a nervous ability.

For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we can carry nothing out. [1 Timothy 6:7].

For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we can carry nothing out. [1 Timothy 6:7].