Death and taxes are both certain... but death isn't annual.

Death and taxes are both certain... but death isn't annual.

Evil be to him who evil thinks.

Evil be to him who evil thinks.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. read more

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their familiescame and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said,
So. What did you think?.

God's finger touched him, and he slept.

God's finger touched him, and he slept.

God is becoming bitter, he envies man his mortality.

God is becoming bitter, he envies man his mortality.

They that know no evil will suspect none.

They that know no evil will suspect none.

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs read more

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.

Death came with friendly care;
The opening bud to heaven conveyed,
And bade it blossom there.

Death came with friendly care;
The opening bud to heaven conveyed,
And bade it blossom there.