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    When I pastored a country church, a farmer didn't like the sermons I preached on hell. He said, "Preach about the meek and lowly Jesus." I said, "That's where I got my information about hell.".

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Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death.

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death.

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A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on an installment plan.

A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on an installment plan.

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Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been reported to our office that read more

Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.

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Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

by Unknown Found in: Death / immortality Quotes,
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Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.

Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.

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We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.

We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.

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Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly.

Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly.

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You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them.

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them.

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Those that are evil have not only the good against them, but also the bad.

Those that are evil have not only the good against them, but also the bad.

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