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    My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarf's in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures.

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We are not the worst moments of our lives.
Sister Helen Prejean, author of Dead Man Walking.

We are not the worst moments of our lives.
Sister Helen Prejean, author of Dead Man Walking.

by Sister Helen Prejean Found in: Death Quotes,
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We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say this we imagine that hour as read more

We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say this we imagine that hour as placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun or that death could arrive this same afternoon, this afternoon which is so certain and which has every hour filled in advance.

by Marcel Proust Found in: Death Quotes,
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A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.

A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.

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What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls
a butterfly.

What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls
a butterfly.

by Matthew Arnold Found in: Death Quotes,
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I know not what others may choose but, as for me, give me liberty or give me death.

I know not what others may choose but, as for me, give me liberty or give me death.

by Patrick Henry Found in: Death Quotes,
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Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it.

Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Death Quotes,
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's
troublesome.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's
troublesome.

by Matthew Arnold Found in: Death Quotes, Life Quotes,
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Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.

by Katharine Hepburn Found in: Death Quotes,
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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Death Quotes,
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