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    Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a god dam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody.

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Men fear Death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that
natural fear in children is read more

Men fear Death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that
natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the
other.

by Francis Bacon Found in: Death Quotes,
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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

by Mark Twain Found in: Death Quotes,
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It is only the dead who do not return.

It is only the dead who do not return.

by Bertrand Barere Found in: Death Quotes,
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Every man dies - Not every man really lives.

Every man dies - Not every man really lives.

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The "kingdom of Heaven" is a condition of the heart - not something that comes "upon the earth" or "after read more

The "kingdom of Heaven" is a condition of the heart - not something that comes "upon the earth" or "after death."

by Friedrich Nietzsche Found in: Death Quotes,
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Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.

Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.

by Jim Morrison Found in: Death Quotes,
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One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.

One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.

by Joseph Stalin Found in: Death Quotes,
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Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

by John Barrymore Found in: Death Quotes,
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Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it.

Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Death Quotes,
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