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No Sane man will dance.
No Sane man will dance.
 He who esteems the Virginia reel
 A bait to draw saints from their spiritual weal,
  And regards read more 
 He who esteems the Virginia reel
 A bait to draw saints from their spiritual weal,
  And regards the quadrille as a far greater knavery
   Than crushing His African children with slavery,
    Since all who take part in a waltz or cotillon
     Are mounted for hell on the devil's own pillion,
      Who, as every true orthodox Christian well knows,
       Approaches the heart through the door of the toes. 
 Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who 
could not hear the music.  
 Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who 
could not hear the music. 
 Dear creature!--you'd swear
 When her delicate feet in the dance twinkle round,
  That her steps are of read more 
 Dear creature!--you'd swear
 When her delicate feet in the dance twinkle round,
  That her steps are of light, that her home is the air,
   And she only par complaisance touches the ground. 
It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never read more
It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance. It is the one who won't be taken who cannot seem to give. And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.
 On with the dance! let joy be unconfin'd;
 No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet.  
 On with the dance! let joy be unconfin'd;
 No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet. 
 Endearing Waltz--to thy more melting tune
 Bow Irish jig, and ancient rigadoon.
  Scotch reels, avaunt! and country-dance read more 
 Endearing Waltz--to thy more melting tune
 Bow Irish jig, and ancient rigadoon.
  Scotch reels, avaunt! and country-dance forego
   Your future claims to each fantastic toe!
    Waltz--Waltz alone--both legs and arms demands,
     Liberal of feet, and lavish of her hands. 
 Others import yet nobler arts from France,
 Teach kings to fiddle, and make senates dance.  
 Others import yet nobler arts from France,
 Teach kings to fiddle, and make senates dance. 
 Imperial Waltz! imported from the Rhine
 (Famed for the growth of pedigrees and wine),
  Long be thine read more 
 Imperial Waltz! imported from the Rhine
 (Famed for the growth of pedigrees and wine),
  Long be thine import from all duty free,
   And hock itself be less esteem'd than thee.