Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu,Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do,Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost read more

Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu,Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do,Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost on the way,So I'm all of the love that could make it today.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it read more

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two read more

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.

All that I love loses half its pleasure if you are not there to share it

All that I love loses half its pleasure if you are not there to share it

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

Some love one, some love two. I love one, and that is you.

Some love one, some love two. I love one, and that is you.