We should be lenient in our judgment, because often the mistakes of others would have been ours had we had read more

We should be lenient in our judgment, because often the mistakes of others would have been ours had we had the opportunity to make them.

Any boy can get a girl, it takes a man to keep one.

Any boy can get a girl, it takes a man to keep one.

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Make no judgments where you have no compassion.

Make no judgments where you have no compassion.

Do the thing you fear to do and keep on doing it... that is the quickest and surest way ever read more

Do the thing you fear to do and keep on doing it... that is the quickest and surest way ever yet discovered to conquer fear.

Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock.

Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Deep in the chaotic regime, slight changes in structure almost
always cause vast changes in behavior. Complex controllable
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Deep in the chaotic regime, slight changes in structure almost
always cause vast changes in behavior. Complex controllable
behavior seems precluded.