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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

by Dick Martin Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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What is forgiven is usually well remembered.

What is forgiven is usually well remembered.

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It's discouraging to make a mistake, but it's humiliating when you find out you're so unimportant that nobody noticed it.

It's discouraging to make a mistake, but it's humiliating when you find out you're so unimportant that nobody noticed it.

by Chuck Daly Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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Sequelae are inherently unpredictable.

Sequelae are inherently unpredictable.

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If you fulfill the royal law according to the Scripture, You shall love your neighbor as yourself, you do well. read more

If you fulfill the royal law according to the Scripture, You shall love your neighbor as yourself, you do well. [James 2:8].

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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

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No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special, and you still have something read more

No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special, and you still have something unique to offer. Your life, because of who you are, has meaning.

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He is great enough that is his own master.

He is great enough that is his own master.

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Her name was called Lady Helena Herring and her age was 25 and she mated well with the earl.

Her name was called Lady Helena Herring and her age was 25 and she mated well with the earl.

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