Maxioms by Thornton Wilder
Never support two weaknesses at the same time. It's your combination sinners -- your lecherous liars and your miserly drunkards read more
Never support two weaknesses at the same time. It's your combination sinners -- your lecherous liars and your miserly drunkards -- who dishonor the vices and bring them into bad repute.
When you're safe at home you wish you were having an adventure; when you're having an adventure you wish you read more
When you're safe at home you wish you were having an adventure; when you're having an adventure you wish you were safe at home
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on read more
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate--that's my philosophy.
Many plays-certainly mine-are like blank checks. The actors and directors put their own signatures on them.
Many plays-certainly mine-are like blank checks. The actors and directors put their own signatures on them.
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
