Maxioms by P. J. O'rourke
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the sources of our troubles, read more
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz read more
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. read more
Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.
