Maxioms by Louie Anderson
I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew read more
I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.
I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and read more
I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.
I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.
I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.
I started a big part of my career in Vegas.
I started a big part of my career in Vegas.
A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean read more
A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?