Maxioms by Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the read more
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"
In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide read more
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
