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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

by Joey Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse read more

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.

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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

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We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks. We're excited about playing this game but read more

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks. We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.

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We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game read more

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.

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