Maxioms by Joey Adams
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
