Maxioms by Joey Adams
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse read more
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game read more
We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.