Joey Adams

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game read more

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.