Jacob Atkinson

Don't use others as a crutch, for we must all go our own ways at one point or another, and read more

Don't use others as a crutch, for we must all go our own ways at one point or another, and when they go you will inevitably fall.

He was kind of like the big bang theory, except instead of nothing building up and creating the universe fail read more

He was kind of like the big bang theory, except instead of nothing building up and creating the universe fail built up and exploded creating him.

Nothing is certain when it comes to the ways of women, of that I'm sure.

Nothing is certain when it comes to the ways of women, of that I'm sure.

Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm read more

Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm confused.

It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank read more

It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank you for not appreciating my work before 999,999 people, here's a gift.