Jacob Atkinson

Nothing is certain when it comes to the ways of women, of that I'm sure.

Nothing is certain when it comes to the ways of women, of that I'm sure.

It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank read more

It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank you for not appreciating my work before 999,999 people, here's a gift.

Don't use others as a crutch, for we must all go our own ways at one point or another, and read more

Don't use others as a crutch, for we must all go our own ways at one point or another, and when they go you will inevitably fall.

Time only flies when you're having fun and dying, it's flying right now and I'm definitely not the former.

Time only flies when you're having fun and dying, it's flying right now and I'm definitely not the former.

Understanding Religion is kind of like understanding a manual in German. I know it's important and I really need to read more

Understanding Religion is kind of like understanding a manual in German. I know it's important and I really need to figure it out, but it's just not happening!