Garrison Keillor

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of read more

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say. read more

English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say. -Garrison Keillor.

I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'

I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'