Maxioms by Garrison Keillor
A book is a gift you can open again and again.
A book is a gift you can open again and again.
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of read more
Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to read more
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days
It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they read more
It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.