Maxioms by Frank Gelett Burgess
Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.
Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.
 I never saw a Purple Cow,
 I never hope to see one;
  But I can tell you, read more 
 I never saw a Purple Cow,
 I never hope to see one;
  But I can tell you, anyhow,
   I'd rather see than be one! 
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
 My feet, they haul me Round the House,
 They hoist me up the Stairs;
  I only have read more 
 My feet, they haul me Round the House,
 They hoist me up the Stairs;
  I only have to steer them, and
   They Ride me Everywheres.