Frank Gelett Burgess

Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.

Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case.

Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case.

My feet, they haul me Round the House,
They hoist me up the Stairs;
I only have read more

My feet, they haul me Round the House,
They hoist me up the Stairs;
I only have to steer them, and
They Ride me Everywheres.

I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, read more

I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!