Bud Abbott

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch read more

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.