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It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch read more

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

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But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.

But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.

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Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

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That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

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You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

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