Wilson Mizner

The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart.

The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.