Maxioms by Wilson Mizner
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
