W. Somerset Maugham

For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.

For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.

When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character.

When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character.

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Money is like a sixth sense, and you can't make use of the other five without it.

Money is like a sixth sense, and you can't make use of the other five without it.