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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's read more

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, read more

Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.

Lovers face to face, friends side by side.

Lovers face to face, friends side by side.

The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.

The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.

If there are people at once rich and content, be assured that they are content because they know how to read more

If there are people at once rich and content, be assured that they are content because they know how to be so, not because they are rich.