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    When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

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Man is a reasoning rather than a reasonable animal.

Man is a reasoning rather than a reasonable animal.

by Alexander Hamilton Found in: Man Quotes,
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And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness:
and let them have dominion over read more

And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness:
and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the
fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and
over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

by Bible Found in: Fish Quotes, Man Quotes,
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the read more

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

by Johnny Carson Found in: Man Quotes,
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The men that is now is only all palaver and what they can get out of you.

The men that is now is only all palaver and what they can get out of you.

by James Joyce Found in: Man Quotes,
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Men are men before they are lawyers, or physicians, or merchants, or manufacturers; and if you make them capable and read more

Men are men before they are lawyers, or physicians, or merchants, or manufacturers; and if you make them capable and sensible men, they will make themselves capable and sensible lawyers or physicians.

by John Stuart Mill Found in: Man Quotes,
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Cease ye from man, whose breath is in his nostrils: for wherein
is he to be accounted of?

Cease ye from man, whose breath is in his nostrils: for wherein
is he to be accounted of?

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The first man is of the earth,
earthy: the second man is the Lord from heaven.

The first man is of the earth,
earthy: the second man is the Lord from heaven.

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A great man is the man who does something for the first time.

A great man is the man who does something for the first time.

by Alexander Smith Found in: Man Quotes,
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Man is a noble animal, splendid in ashes and pompous in the
grave.

Man is a noble animal, splendid in ashes and pompous in the
grave.

by Sir Thomas Browne Found in: Man Quotes,
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