Maxioms by Tallulah Bankhead
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
If I had my life to live again. I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
If I had my life to live again. I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as read more
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
Cocaine isn't habit-forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.
Cocaine isn't habit-forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.