Maxioms by Stephen Wright
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a read more
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for read more
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.