Maxioms by Stephen Wright
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes read more
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a read more
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with read more
I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.
