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Hippies are like jeans. They never die; they just fade.

Hippies are like jeans. They never die; they just fade.

You know what a camera is? A mirror with memory.

You know what a camera is? A mirror with memory.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how read more

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much read more

The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others a whole year to achieve.

I used to think there was light at the end of the tunnel, but for me today the light is read more

I used to think there was light at the end of the tunnel, but for me today the light is on a locomotive headed right for me.