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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy read more

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

Look a man in the eye and say what you really think, don't just smile at him and say what read more

Look a man in the eye and say what you really think, don't just smile at him and say what you're supposed to think.

A bad conscience has a very good memory

A bad conscience has a very good memory

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

Life is like jelly beans, and sometimes you get your favorite color.

Life is like jelly beans, and sometimes you get your favorite color.