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If Unix is so damned useful, why is "no" in /usr/dict/words, but "yes" isn't?

If Unix is so damned useful, why is "no" in /usr/dict/words, but "yes" isn't?

It is impossible to make anything fool- proof because fools are so ingenious.

It is impossible to make anything fool- proof because fools are so ingenious.

Seek joy in what you give not in what you get

Seek joy in what you give not in what you get

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn read more

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

Remember tonight.. for it is the beginning of always.

Remember tonight.. for it is the beginning of always.