Scott Adams

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.

What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.