Maxioms by Scott Adams
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
