Ronald Reagan

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close read more

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If read more

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

Anyone that's ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never never gets done as soon as you wish read more

Anyone that's ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never never gets done as soon as you wish it would.

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.