Robert Orben

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers read more

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same read more

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.