Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns read more

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same read more

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to read more

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Never raise your hand to your children ð it leaves your midsection unprotected

Never raise your hand to your children ð it leaves your midsection unprotected