Robert Benchley

In America there are two classes of travel--first class, and with children.

In America there are two classes of travel--first class, and with children.

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that read more

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it