Robert Benchley

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an read more

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting. - Benchley -- or Else!

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.