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To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".

To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".

by Rita Rudner Found in: Love Quotes,
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

by Rita Rudner Found in: Love Quotes,
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