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It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but read more

It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was.

by Paris Hilton Found in: Heir Quotes,
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a read more

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

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Who are you wearing?

Who are you wearing?

by Paris Hilton Found in: Superficiality Quotes,
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Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

by Paris Hilton Found in: Dumb Quotes, Funny Quotes,
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What's a soup kitchen?

What's a soup kitchen?

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