Maxioms by P. J. O'rourke
Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. read more
Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.
Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life; but only a fool trusts either of them.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life; but only a fool trusts either of them.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.