Norman Douglas

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

To find a friend one must close one eye -- to keep him, two.

To find a friend one must close one eye -- to keep him, two.

The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for every day. - The Oracle.

The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for every day. - The Oracle.

Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. Mothers at present can bring children into the world, but this read more

Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. Mothers at present can bring children into the world, but this performance is apt to mark the end of their capacities. They can't even attend to the elementary animal requirements of their offspring. It is quite surprising how many children survive in spite of their mothers.