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I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.

I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.

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A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean read more

A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?

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Adam was looking for a comedian to do a 7 o'clock show. Two years ago, I was up for a read more

Adam was looking for a comedian to do a 7 o'clock show. Two years ago, I was up for a 10 o'clock show at another hotel, but I didn't want a 10 o'clock show. It isn't my crowd and I didn't think it would work.

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I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

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I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew read more

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

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