Maxioms by Lily Tomlin
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- read more
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- then we can all die laughing.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, read more
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.