Lily Tomlin

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- read more

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- then we can all die laughing.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, read more

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.