Lewis Grizzard

Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.

Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery
never changes. (Perhaps Cy Burnett)
.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery
never changes. (Perhaps Cy Burnett)
.

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac.
It's great for the first two weeks.

Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac.
It's great for the first two weeks.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.