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My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with read more

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

by Lenny Bruce Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks read more

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

by Lenny Bruce Found in: Schools Quotes,
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