Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
