Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.
We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations.
