Maxioms by Josh Billings
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven.
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven.
