Josh Billings

There is gravity in wisdom, but no particular wisdom in gravity.

There is gravity in wisdom, but no particular wisdom in gravity.

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.

It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.

As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit read more

As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.